employer: so how do you like working here!
me:
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- job application: describe your most recent leadership role
- me: sometimes at crosswalks i'm the first one to start jaywalking and everyone follows me
once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
Getting no message is also a message.
stuff that took me a while to understand #1 (via floals)
- me: i'd love to be in a relationship
- *is shown any kind of affection*
- me: yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes yik